Confessions of a shopper

Bless me husband, for I have shopped

These are my purchases....

As phase 2 begins in Ontario and malls reopen, I all of a sudden feel a bit of pep in my step. After months of self isolating to be safe and not too fond of online shopping, it will be nice to get out and enjoy the "new normal". Do not get me wrong, I won't be running to the closest Anthropologie just yet. I think I will wait, until Merchants iron out the new social distancing rules. But this has not stopped me from "researching" online! It will feel good to get out and enjoy some retail therapy. Until then I better start brushing up on my prayers! Amen.

The Shoppers Prayer

Our cash which art on plastic

Hallowed by thy name

Thy Cartier watch

Thy Prada bag

On line as it is in store

Give us each day our Platinum Visa

And forgive those that stops us spending

And lead us not unto Louis Vuitton

For thine is the Gucci

the Dior and the Armani for Chanel No5 and eternity.

AMEX

(Author-Unknown)